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<H1>Phoenix 2000 - George, the banana munching, womanising, world travelling gorilla.</H1>
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<P ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="./foties/phoenix/my_special_little_boy.jpg">My special little boy having second thoughts about going to the U.S.</A></P>
<P ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="./foties/phoenix/george_back_to_nature.jpg">My banana munching gorilla attempting to emulate his ancestors</A></P>
<P ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="./foties/phoenix/darren_per_george.jpg">Per and I, along with George who just had his gorilla arse burned on the Japanese cooking surface. Poor little tike!</A></P>
<P ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="./foties/phoenix/george_and_chick.jpg">So George has pulled some random blonde chick...I don't know, get a few banana shakes in him and he's anyones!</A></P>
<P ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="./foties/phoenix/george_and_chicks.jpg">George with his hareem....like father like gorilla huh???</A></P>
<P ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="./foties/phoenix/george_and_marie.jpg">This time my special little boy has Marie...and Jason doesn't look happy about it at all.</A></P>
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<P><FONT FACE="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><FONT SIZE=-2><B>Copyright
1998 - 2000 Darren Steele</B> - All Editorial content and graphics on
this site are utterly stealable for non-profit making activities.</FONT></FONT>
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Should someone wish to write a book about my life and loves [ or lack of them ] then contact
me and I'm sure you'll find me a very easy person to deal with.
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One last point, you may have noticed that this site looks very similar to <A HREF="http://www.linuxgames.com">http://www.linuxgames.com</A>.
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This is no accident. I utterly ripped off their site as a temporary measure.
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If you happen to be a legal representative of linuxgames.com then relax. It's only temporary, and I use Linux so bleeeaaaghhhh.
Plus I've linked to your site god-damnit.</FONT></FONT></CENTER>
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