Steele, Darren Steele - License to eat Nana's

There is a possibility that this page is under construction, however I really really doubt it.

I suspect that the real reason you're looking at this page is because you clicked one of the links on the HTML'ised PHP pages that I specifically said don't click. Jesus, you really are a moron aren't you.

I hope you're just some random visitor rather than an acquaintance of mine - I'd hate to think I'd befriended such a retard as yourself. hehehehehe.